I Love You with All My Butt! by Martin Bruckner
Author:Martin Bruckner
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Published: 2016-12-28T21:30:29+00:00
Laura, age 2
When her mother’s back was turned mixing up some bread dough, Laura thought it would be the right moment to begin playing in the big bag of flour. Her mom soon turned around to discover a very dusty child and floor.
Mom: Laura, do you want a spanking?
Laura: No, I not done being bad yet!
Patrick, age 5, announces this mournfully after getting in trouble, as though his alter ego is the one misbehaving.
Harper Grace, age 3
The on-again, off-again relationship that Harper has with Spiderman took a turn for the serious when she announced this warning to her mother . . . while wearing her dress-up wedding gown.
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